Ooh, a door! You open the door (of course) and the door slams SHUT behind you. Oh no, there’s nothing in here except for a message! It says:
¡əıp ɹəʌə ɹəʌəu llıʍ əɥs ˙əʌılɐ llıʇs s,lɐɯʎd ’səʎ puɐ ¡lɐɯʎd ˙sʌ noʎ ;suıƃəq əlʇʇɐq əɥʇ ¡ɐɥɐɥɐɥɐɥɐʍq ¡əɹəɥ uı ʇsol ʇəƃ oʇ əʞıl noʎ ədoɥ !

Just as you start to read, a GIANT creature with a purple beard appears. What are you gonna do? Select either ONE of the subpages below.